FRND: Substitute

Valentine's Day is less than a week away. By now, you can't escape the pink and red hearts, swooning teddy bears, chocolate assortments, and general Hallmark bullshit at every corner store. I mean, even the couples are halfway to annoyed just thinking about the impending day of love. Even worse, the singles are dealing with the inevitable let down, pity looks, or not being able to get a meal at a nice restaurant that isn't prix fixe, featuring a heart shaped dessert for two. It's absurdity! Luckily, we have FRND and his latest single "Substitute." This hot new anthem is for the inbetweeners, the soloists, the single on purpose folks because being alone is always better than dealing with some punk bitch human that doesn't realize how dope you are. Don't let V-Day get you down. Crank this shit to 11 and remember you're cool, and fun, and eligible, and you deserve to be coupled up with someone legit NEXT year.