2SCOOPS & Pierce: NETWORTH

Excuse me while I log onto my Coinbase account to tally my non-existing collection of Litecoin (LTC), Ethereum (ETH), Zcash (ZEC), ETC. Luckily for me, my man's in finance and hip to all of this kind of stuff I am not. I'm the Erika Jayne of the family who gets to focus on the creative while holding my own weight thankyouverymuch.  I do have a bundle of two dollar bills somewhere. Aren't those worth at least double their face value? 

Apologies to Pierce & 2SCOOPS for rambling on about me when this is about their (new single), "Networth." Let their rowdy hip hop-influenced beats and melodies distract you for a moment from all those coin heads mouthing off about their digital fortunes. Unless you're Scrooge McDuck and inviting me to swim in your vault, or Pierce and 2SCOOPS's new single, I don't want to hear it.