Eau Claire: Room (zacheser Remix)

If we're talking Eau Claireandzacheser, then this particular "Room" -- more like a grand ballroom -- probably houses a collection of specially made furniture, limited edition books, a selection of unique antiques, a solarium, a gym, a large private swimming pool, and giant monitors. These two artists are so down, there's likely a hidden door and spiral staircase to a private wine cellar, too. That may sound cheesy but pair it a Romanee-Conti DRC 1990 Pinot Noir and your pinky will quickly perk up to the level of fancy before you.

I'd like to make a toast: To "May this room always be too small to hold all of our friends. Cheers!"