Hoodie Allen: Let It All Work Out

Just finished bingeing the entire first season of Narcos on Netflix, and there's a 99% chance that shit's got me on edge. Chappy rounded the corner and as I reached for my Uzi 9mm I remembered I wasn't part of the cartel, a bandit, or even a gun owner at that. Instead, I just threw that bitch a mini Milk-Bone and told her to scram and yelled for my security team, "Seguridad!" When my security team never arrived (for lack of having one) I decided to embrace my inner blogger and stop ignoring my submissions inbox, and so here I am - time to let it all work out and with Hoodie Allen! You don't have to have $40K to stick around. You don't have to be able to solve a rubix cube. Shoot, I don't even care if you're motivated by love or fame, or AT ALL. To stay under KKS's roof, you just have to treat everyone with respect and have fun. If you can't abide by those rules, then it's probably never going to work out for you, and you can cry it out over an order Applebee's appetizer sampler until you can #TasteTheChange, ok? "Seguridad!"

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