Hello. Wednesday. Remixes.

I'm MADLY in love with this Coucheron remix. I'm talking white picket fence, joint bank account, let's get a puppy and be a family forever status. I know it's early but y'all need to get ready, huddle in and listen up. It's up to us to show Wednesday who's the real boss ass bitch here, and we owe it to Noonie Bao after she's armed us with such a game changing song.

The cheat code here is simple. Push PLAY-VOLUME-UP-UP-UP and you'll unlock a magical bonus level equipped with a slutty princess, mushrooms and more gold than Scrooge McDuck's money bin. Time for a swim! You'll have to get by Boehm to win the game though, but don't worry he's a big old softy and super drunk anyway - says he's seeing visions or something.

Calvin, Ellie, I realize you both need my love, but...how do I break this to you gently? Things are just getting a little stagnant and I'm seeing someone else now. Who? Well, not that's it's any of your business but since you're both literally balling your eyes out and basically throwing yourselves at me...it's Autoérotique. When things are wrong he makes them right, and isn't that how the song goes?

If there's any one musical duo you can count on take you HIGH with each and every release, it's Kill Them With Colour. No offense to the original, but the can the real Slim Shady please stand up and walk away?