All Gold Radio: Episode 1

Everyone should experience baller table service up in da club at least once in their lives, even if they can't afford it. That's what I always say. Mostly because I'm always poor and yet still somehow believe I was born a baller and should be treated and living that way but that is besides the point. The point is I've finally found a solution that will have you VIP status for you and your friends at least once a month. Yup! But you don't have me to thank. Thanks would need to be passed over to All Gold Radio for the bottles you'll be poppin and ass you'll be shaking. They've just released their first of monthly hour long podcasts that is so filled with party y'all will be jumpin on couches bringing back the Tom Cruise dance and shit. So here's how it works. Shoot out the text to meet at your place around 9. When they get there, thats when the lights go off and the post cast is fired and i swear to god no one will know what hit them. They'll be so busy getting hyphee, taking their shirts off and spinning it like a helicopter that they won't even question this baller ass (coffee) table service you've set up for them. Baller status. Baller, baller, baller my friend. That's you. Only problem is that you're only given an hour of such royal social status. When that music stops your carriage turns back into a pumpkin so unless you've got it looped, your homies are gonna be givin you that Ricky Ricardo death stare like, "you got esplainin' to do." Save yourself the embarrassment. Download the podcast and keep it on repeat. Then make sure to do it all over again on the first of every month as that new new is released in order to maintain the status you've worked so hard for. You were born to ball. Trust me, I feel you.

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