Coachella Announces 2015 Lineup

In 2015 Coachella begins to pivot. Now that the lineup has officially been announced ladies and gents everywhere are suffering a collective fashion identity crisis. What does one wear to Indio now that you know the headliners are hair metal, rock, and rap? Before you throw your boho chic desert duds out the window, may I recommend a few alterations? Crimp your hair before donning that flower crown. Consider wearing fishnets under your inappropriate short shorts. Opt for a Jack White approved top hat to shield you from the sun instead of a floppy number. Fellas - think about cashing in your american flag tank for an Aussie one to show AC/DC you're cool. Or keep the sweat off your face with an Axel Rose style bandana. And don't leave your gold chains and baubles at home. They might reach 110+ degrees seatbelt in the sun style as they sway from your neck all day, but #worthit when Drake hits the stage.