Die Antwoord: Pitbull Terrier (Official Video)

I wasn’t prepared for that. AT. ALL. Where was my warning label? Parental controls? I…………just…………need a minute because I can’t right now. CANNOT EVEN. For a girl who’s got something to say about every and any damn thing, I am at a total loss for words. Along with the warning label, it should be mandatory that Die Antwoord’s new Pitbull Terrier music video be accompanied with a complimentary nitelight because there is a zero percent chance you will be able to make it through the night without one for at least a week. I feel like I’ve just been punked so hard right now. I thought my ex was on a different kind of crazy but HO-LY SHIT my friends. These guys just raped my soul and left me in a state that will surely result in funding the entirety of my therapist’s wedding, honeymoon, and 401k.

Never in my life did I ever think I would be so vehemently outweirded or outgangstered, but it seems hell has just frozen over. The Antwoord rapture is here and there will be zero fucks of mercy. Think…. Bloods; Crips; Cartel; Die Antwoord. Anyone who replaces a Beauty and the Beast revival scene from a kiss to a loogie exchange to bring fallen beasts back to this earth is a different kind of crazy not even restraining orders can fuck with. When the sensory shock did eventually subside, I was left speechless trying to process overwhelming bipolar feelings of love and hate; a beautiful disaster of mastered artistry WAY beyond my brain capacity, in the same way I remember my first Marilyn Manson experience and his Beautiful People video. So scared, yet so drawn. My mind's telling me no, but my body’s telling me yeah type of shit. Thankfully, a wise group of women once said, “ Free your mind, and the rest will follow.” Preach! In saying that, don’t be fuckin dumb about this video either. Protect yourself. Rome wasn’t built in a day. So get with the buddy system, turn all the lights on, and prepare to get weird my friends. Good luck!